This joke may be an old chestnut, but I’d never heard it before.

From the ANiC Newsletter:

My pastor-husband Scott has a sweet tooth, so I knew the chocolate chip cookies I’d just baked might disappear before I returned from running errands.

To discourage him, I taped a verse on the wrapped goodies: “Everything is permissible for me — but not everything is beneficial.” – 1 Cor. 6:12.

When I returned I found half the cookies gone and another verse attached: “The righteous eat to their heart’s content, but the stomach of the wicked goes hungry” – Prov. 13:25.

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